Looking down at your phone to avoid someone walking by.
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) October 7, 2012
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle ones for you.
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) October 9, 2012
Facebook: Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking: "Don't care." "Whore." "Your life sucks." "Song lyrics." "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist"
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) October 9, 2012
I have a dig bick. Retweet if you read that wrong!
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) november 2, 2012
Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know were outside.
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) October 8, 2012
There are 7,014,577,902 people in the world. Why are you letting one of them get you down?
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) oktober 13, 2012
"Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) oktober 14, 2012
3 words, 8 letters. 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU.
— Funny Tweets (@autocorrects) oktober 14, 2012
